Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food
what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago
damn hipsters and their trendy ass rooms
when someone tries to flirt with ur crush
when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond